I don't think I have ever felt as white and inner suburban as I did when I parked the Disco outside the store in the Djarindjin community on Cape Leveque. Dogs and dust and very dark skins all turned to have a brief look at the Camberwell mob as it spilled out in a torrent of Sudoku puzzles, textas and wordfinds. We were there to meet Bundy, a Bardi tribal elder because he was taking us out on a cultural journey into his country. We were going to learn how to make spears and kill stuff with them.
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Ned spears a mud crab |
Bundy took a bit of getting used to. Whilst his English was perfect, he had a habit a lapsing into one of the 13 languages indigenous to the area. He wouldn't always answer questions in their entirety, at least not immediately. He also assumed I was comfortable driving in soft sand. Didn't get bogged this time, the Disco loved it, maybe there's something to dropping tyre pressure... However, Bundy was great company, loved to talk about his culture, he did know how to make spears, and he did know a lot about his country. Once the spears were made, we set off along the mangroves to find mud crabs. Bundy nailed one quickly, then corralled another for Oli and Ned to murder. Like a scene from "Lord of the Flies", that crab was punctured a thousand times before it eventually stopped waving its claws around.
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Bundy, Ned & Crab |
Meanwhile, Bundy's massive son Trevor, and grandson William, had speared a few fish. We think they cheated and used a spear gun. No matter, a fire was made, and we ate. Well, the kids didn't, rapidly deciding that mud crabs didn't taste as nice as Vegemite wraps. Didn't stop us getting up early the day after to get into the mangroves again in search of the suckers. No luck as per usual; getting our bag limit of none as Oli likes to say, but there is something primal and invincible and maybe a bit stupid in walking through salt-water crocodile friendly mangrove swamps armed only with a bit of sharpened wood. Still, we were all hunters once upon a time, so maybe there is a fraction of an instinct somewhere there.
We'd taken 5 days to head up to Cape Leveque from Broome having left the van in the caravan park. Beach shelter at Kooljaman, clifftop at Middle Lagoon. The former nice but busy, the latter very relaxed and beautiful, with interesting neighbours. Kerry and Jenny are from Springvale South, and with a background in teaching, loved chatting to the kids. Jason and Sue are from Cairns, and might take us out in their boat when we get there What a change form Barn Hill! Having said that, on arrival in Broome, the same bunch of Greyies that had witnessed a brilliant reverse park at 80 Mile Beach, happened to be next to us again. I hate to disappoint my fans, so nailed the park and wandered over to talk footy. They still can't believe I have an Eagles supporter for a son, but then neither can I.
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Beagle Bay church decorated in mother of pearl |
Cape Leveque is no longer as remote as it once was, with many of the local indigenous communities opening up for tourism. Unfortunately, mining's dark influence is evident here too, with Woodside planning to build a gas hub here because it is more convenient for them. Bundy doesn't want it, and neither does Broome, but it looks like a real possibility. Why Woodside can't be forced to stick to an area they have already buggered up ie Karratha or Port Hedland or the Amazon is beyond me, but I'm certain someone will do well. It won't be the locals, and it won't be you or me, unless you have shares with them, or your name is Colin Barnett. Then you'll make a tidy sum whilst this pristine region is raped. Hope the new plasma television makes you feel good and guilt free Col.
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Sara, Ivy & Ned spearing at sunset, Kooljaman |
We spent our time in Broome...actually not sure how we spent our time. Shopping I think. Restocking and making plans for five days before Cape Leveque. Restocking and making plans for five days afterwards too. We were close to Cable Beach, overrated in my book, but still a nice big, wide, white patch of sand with no surf but nudists up one end, camels in the middle, and weddings down the other. We've seen dinosaur footprints, the staircase to the moon, pearl farms, monster tides, and hermit crab racing. Gas has been fixed (dirty threads apparently) by Ronnie. Ronnie also fixed one of Kimmy's drop down legs. Ronnie's mate asked a lot of questions about scars which I happily answered because he was big and heavily tattooed, and had lost part of a finger to a dog.
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One of Ned's frog buddies |
In the mean time, Ned has been rescuing green tree frogs from the toilet bowls, Ivy and Sara have added to their already extensive shell collection, and Oliver is now a bona-fide twitcher. We left him at the Broome Bird Observatory (BBO) today. The resident bird boffins were more than happy to look after him. When I picked him up 5 hours later, he had seen 53 and had been invited back for more tomorrow. He is beyond excited, having taken part in the daily reckoning that Sara thinks Joc and Tony smirked at a couple of years ago.
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Ivy in a 500k pearl necklace |
The Disco has come in for some special loving also. We want to spend some extended time out in the Kimberley. Our current setup can only keep the kids in WeetBix for five days, max. So we added a roof basket, roof bag, and a jerry can of diesel so that we can head out bush for longer. Brando and I fitted the basket this afternoon over a beer. Brando is from Williamstown, but lives in Broome now and is an apprentice mechanic at the local 4WD repair shop. He was very helpful and chatty and his dog is a whippet / kelpie cross. Great combination. I'll tie the tyre down tomorrow, fit the roof bag, and then add a pipe to hold the fishing rods for decorative purposes. Some might say I'm just making another pathetic attempt to blend in with the locals and look like I know about 4WDing and stuff, but I actually think it will work this time... as long as the locals don't look like Bundy.
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