Thursday, 25 October 2012

I'd Still Rather Push my Landrover, than Drive a Toyota


An Austin 7; the first car to drive to the tip
Gareth called and spoke to Sara. Priscilla was ready for pick up. Gareth wasn’t the most inspiring of Landrover mechanics. He answered most of my questions with a shrug of his shoulders, and  in his too soft Welsh lilt, he offered the obvious but blindingly useless observation , “It’s a Landrover mate, you’ve got to expect these things.” Makes his choice of profession seem gifted. Still, we were back on the road, and it was action stations as we prepared for our greatest adventure having done the least amount of planning.

 

Kids in a sprinkler at Moreton Telegraph Station
Again we had heard the horror stories of strandings and punctures and drownings and other Top End type disasters. Again we chose to ignore them. We parked Kimmy up the back for the princely sum of $6 a night (seventh night free), and managed to get out of Cairns in the late afternoon. Too late unfortunately for coffee tasting at Coffee World, but not too late to pick up a new coffee cup for Sara and a frypan from Crazy Clarks, because we’d forgotten to pack one.

 

Wenlock River
 Mt Carbine was the first stop and Mt Carbine has a pub. Mt Carbine also has a tungsten mine, a lake popular with bird watchers, and a quiet caravan park on top of the hill. The pub was a hit with trashie mags for Sara, free pool, darts, hookey, and table soccer for the kids, and beer for me. Could have done without the cheesy chicken and mango salad though.

 

We left the next morning having finally taken some advice on board. We would take the inland route up and the coastal route back. Simple. Armed with the simplest of directions, we eventually found the bird watchers lake, but no ducks of distinction. From there the Peninsula Development Road (PDR) stretched away into the distance. The days highlight was the iced coffee in Laura, and learning that an Austin 7 was the first car to drive to the tip. Not sure what Gareth would have made of that. A long day got us to the Archer River Roadhouse, famous for…wait for it… the Archerburger! It is apparently very important these days to be famous for something, but I’ve driven past too many famous burger stops now to be impressed. No, it was time to open up some cans of beans and put the new stove to the test.

 


Palm Creek; 8ft drop into a clay pit, no Discos allowed
Jocy had said Weipa was worth a look, so we had a look. First stop was the cultural centre, which happened to be closed. It was closed because Rio Tinto, the small company that runs / owns Weipa, was celebrating 10 years of running an indigenous mining training program with a buffet lunch. Noting our kids distress at being excluded from a museum, we were assured we were welcome and so we went in, but that wasn’t the good bit. A big bloke called Frank wandered over to our skinny blonde kids and asked if they needed a feed because they’d over catered. He didn’t need to ask twice. Pies, pastries, salads and fruit juice. Heaven. And then they brought out dessert. We rolled out of Weipa after the obligatory, but ultimately duckless stop at the poo ponds.

 

Elliot Falls
More driving, a night at the Moreton Telegraph station, a raid on a mango tree, and we headed off again. A brief look at the start of the Old Telegraph Track (OTT) was all we needed to decide that attempting it in Priscilla was well beyond her all too complicated engineering and us. Fortunately the PDR is a super highway and we headed up to Elliot Falls for the night. It got a bit tricky on the way in, but we made it, and prepared to tackle the easier sections of the OTT the next morning. I’d been assured by several blokes who were drinking beer for breakfast that the chicken tracks were very doable. The reccie looked okay, but halfway across Canal Creek, panic set in. I backed out, and slunk past my smirking blue singletted, Toyota driving friends. Pride got in the way of comfortable conversation for a little while, but ultimately sanity had prevailed and on to the tip we drove.

 
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